Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway
Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel
Boldly going nowhere
CAUTION - Driver legally blonde!
Heart Attacks...God' s Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends
He's not dead, He's electroencephalogra phically challenged
How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
CATS: The other white meat
I'm an imbecile and I vote
Money Isn't Everything.. . . But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch
If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now
Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit... Got it!
WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me not you!
You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
Grow your own dope, plant a man
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
All men are idiots...I married their king.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
IRS We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
Hang up and drive.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry....Then things get worse.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.
Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else..